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Terms of Service

The terms that apply to this website and to purchases from our brands.

Updated January 1, 2026

This document sits under the Universal Terms and Conditions Framework maintained by Diversified Universal LLC. Where the framework applies, the authoritative version is the one published there.

By using this website or buying from a Diversified Global LLC brand, you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, do not use the site.

Orders and acceptance

An order is an offer to buy. We accept it when we ship. We may decline or cancel an order, including for pricing errors, suspected fraud, or stock that is unavailable, and we refund anything already charged on a cancelled order.

Pricing and errors

Prices are shown on the brand website and may change. Typographical and pricing errors happen. We are not obligated to honor an obviously incorrect price.

Product descriptions

We work to describe products accurately. Colors on a screen vary by display, and cosmetic products vary in appearance by hair color, lighting, and application.

Novelty and satire products

Several of our brands are humor brands. Products sold under them are novelty items for entertainment. They are not medicine, not financial services, and not affiliated with any organization whose style they parody.

Intellectual property

Our brand names, logos, text, and images belong to Diversified Global LLC or are used with permission. You may not use them without written permission.

Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, our total liability arising from a product or order is limited to the amount you paid for it. We are not liable for indirect or consequential damages.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Indiana, without regard to conflict of law rules.

How to reach us

Diversified Global LLC, 6212 US Highway 6, Suite 184, Portage, IN 46368-5057. Phone 219-516-5999. Email CustomerService@Diversified.Global.